15 Aug 100 headlines

Tesla – Model S

 

1. 1. Where do we go from here?
   2. Start
   3. Let’s start
   4. Upgrade yourself, and the future
   5. Drive yourself
   6. What’s your range?
   7. Dr. Range
   8. Simply Sumptuous
   9. Driving the future
   10. Sustainably futuristic

 

• And now, the future.

 

1. 1. Welcome to the future
   2. Electric
   3. Electrify
   4. Only a few will sustain

 

• Sustain. Remain.

 

1. 1. Hero the world deserves
   2. Future calling
   3. “Family car”
   4. Your future’s car
   5. The rest are already vintage
   6. Everything else is vintage

 

• Vroom Vroom. Lol.

 

1. 1. Faster than the rocks they throw
   2. Looky Here
   3. The world has spoken

 

• Hear that? No? Good.

 

1. 1. Tessellating testers testify test Testament (Tesla font)
   2. Testifying Tessellation of Testing Testaments (TESLA FONT)
   3. Better children’s dreams
   4. Let your children dream better

 

• When children dream better

 

1. 1. Sustainable perfection engineered
   2. Engineering sustainable perfection
   3. First glimpse of the future
   4. Leave the crying to the professionals XXX Wut?

 

• Sometimes the most powerful thing you can hear is nothing at all.

 

1. 1. Silence is white
   2. Drive the change
   3. Ignore this ad if you love mad max

 

• 518 Electric horsepower

 

1. 1. Shocking
   2. When did muscle cars get highbrow?
   3. Highbrow
   4. Oh, so something tells you gotta save the world?
   5. Small step for man, giant step for sustainability

 

• Precise motors

 

1. 1. Take stock of change
   2. Stats don’t lie
   3. Battery your life
   4. Take control
   5. Do your bit

 

• Quit gambling today

 

1. 1. Make your move

 

• Let’s talk about secs baby

 

1. 1. Change
   2. It’s a choice, not a car.
   3. Victoria’s secret model
   4. Explain nothing
   5. Break the cycle
   6. The rest run on DC
   7. AC to DC
   8. The AC of cars
   9. In the larger scheme of things 2.5 seconds accounts for a lot of a change.
   10. Life is beautiful

 

• We can stop digging holes now

• Got gas?

 

1. 1. Bright idea for a bright future
   2. Lighting the way forward

 

• Lighting the road ahead

 

1. 1. We can feel it in the air tonight
   2. Breathe air

 

• Breathe easy

 

1. 1. Bond villains won’t drive this
   2. Move with malice toward none
   3. The right uprising
   4. Spread the light
   5. Light up the room
   6. Leave a better print on the world

 

• Let them sleep, we’re glad you’re awake

• It’s quite. Simple.

 

1. 1. Going somewhere?
   2. What are you waiting for?
   3. Waiting for armageddon?
   4. Clear the air, with a clear conscience.
   5. Edison made the bulb. Tesla made it work.
   6. Better the bulb.
   7. Electrifying the future
   8. Sustainably electrifying the future

 

• Antacid

 

1. 1. The product of desperation and excellence
   2. Someone had to do it
   3. Model Sustainability
   4. Restoring life in 2.5 seconds
   5. First to act
   6. Act first
   7. Silent assassin
   8. Book your future today

 

• Best in class air purification system

 

1. 1. Clear the air.

 

• Car-e