15 Aug 100 Headlines
Xbox One, You’ve got game
After saving the free world, chatting her up is easy
An alien empire falls at your feet, so do her panties
One thousand first date ideas in one box
Shooters shoot
Slays the Beast of Oxenfurt, brings her along to watch
Sometimes you gotta play local to be a real first-person shooter
Young galactic overlord, league MVP, savior of mankind seeking woman
Cuddle reflex activated. Nice. (scary game)
If the fighter impressed her, just wait until she sees the fleet
In some cultures that monster head makes a lovely gift
Love isn’t a race, but it can be born from one
Fighting the boss > Fighting the feels
She doesn’t need to know about your other wife
Your video game family has you on weekends
Go ahead, save the girl
Ladies love a winner
You’re picking the place again. Make it an unexpected one.
Long distance made easy
Girls love game
Teamwork makes the dream work
Never be short on date ideas
Stay in and go out
Why pick a movie when you can live one?
Girls like guys with skills
Ladies love a man with moves
Ten seasons of touchdown dances have prepared you for this
Ladies love a man with goals
Having goals is sexy
Number one in the field and her heart
She’s been asking you to take her somewhere nice
Nothing like a relaxing couples’ retreat
Nothing brings people together like a challenge
Save the world and chill?
Championship and chill?
How to get the girl, step one: Teach her to dance
How to get the girl, step two: Introduce her to the family
How to get the girl, step three: Show off your skills
How to get the girl, step four: Take her somewhere nice
How to get the girl, step five: Get her a dog
How to get the girl, step six: Show her some magic
How to get the girl, step seven: Get her a ring
How to get the girl, step eight: Buy her a house
How to get the girl, step nine: Be adventurous
How to get the girl, step ten: Do something stupid and reckless
How to get the girl, step eleven: Win a fight in her honor
Wait until she sees your trophy case
Bend it all like Beckham
It’s all for her
“This objective’s for you”
Tango down, mojo up
Let’s get adventurous
They say love’s a battlefield
Ladies love a professional
You think he likes you now, wait until you reach level five prestige
Behind every good man is a woman covering his six
Partners in crime
The Bonnie and Clyde model
Embrace the assist, it shows you’re selfless
A love that always respawns
She’s never seen you like this
Nothing bonds people like surviving the zombie apocalypse
Dinner and a show
Tell her about the time you drift raced through the Alps
Tell her about the time you became a god
Tell her about the time you traveled the world with your dog
Tell her about the time you started your own business
Tell her about the time you dropped the jaw of a nation
Tell her about the time you stood up for something
Don’t tell her about the time you had three families
Don’t tell her about the time you played things loose
Xbox One, Play like a girl
Stat boosts don’t discriminate
They’ll see how far “taking it easy on you” gets them
Capturing objectives and crushing egos
They won’t be surprised for long
Forget the kingdom, this world needs a queen
Drive like a woman
You won’t find limits in this world
Let them try to box you in
Hit like a girl
Shoot like a girl
Beautiful and deadly
She is beauty, she is grace, she is humanity’s last hope
Full auto, armor-piercing, comes in pink
The queen is here
“Playing with the boys” assumes they’re in your league
The most feared outlaw in the west is also dressed to kill
Silence the doubters
Heroes can still tell the difference between shampoo and conditioner
Don’t kill, slay
Level the playing field
