17 Jul Poem/ Haiku – Comedy

HAIKU 1

Flip it

No way that is wrong!
stick it, flip it and burn it
It’s a dead baby

HAIKU 2
Pee in it

Folks seem a bit weird
they demand “pee in the cup”
I’m high, so I shit

POEM
People’s pick

Let’s take a moment,
And refrain from posting comments.
Things may seem stranger than fiction,
But all you need is a little education.
Ignorance is bliss, especially for a rich ignorant hic,
He might be bothering the queen, or helping Putin,
But let’s not forget he’s the people’s pick.