17 Jul Comedy Haikus & Poem

Procrastination

It’s almost midnight.

I should be in bed, but no.

I am writing this.

Not Forever 21

This bar is too loud.

I would rather be in bed.

When did I get old?

Everything Sucks

What is a 401K?

And will I need to get one someday?

What is a mortgage?

And will I be able to afford it?

Another day, another friend getting engaged.

Every time I see another princess cut, I get enraged.

Adulting is no fun and misery is rife.

I did not sign up or ask for this life.