02 Mar The Finger of Blame

The glamorous life of a hand model can be far more arduous than one might expect. You think it’s just posing. You come in to the shoot, you come out. But no. There’s entire books and websites dedicated to the art of hand modelling. But the strange thing is when people ask you if you want side jobs. But you can’t ask details. You need to accept before you get the details of the job. One particular job had very strict parameters regarding the girth of each finger. This sounds strange, but the money was too good to deny, and the requirements were easily met by the money makers on each of my arms. On my way there, I saw a man getting jumped in an alleyway. I stopped the car, took a video, and continued on my way because I really needed the money. I had a massive coke problem I needed to finance. When I arrived, karma played its game on me. I got my fingers stuck between the car doors. No more hand modelling  for me.