16 Jan Assignment 1: 10 concepts + 30 headliners

Concept 1. Working on the wrong job:

1. Is this the right fit?
2. Dream job?
3. Big Future
4. Not in your career
5. Job hunting gone wrong?
6. Looking for something better?
7. Looking for a job?
8. Not happy?
9. Not motivated?
10. Looking for work
11. Not challenging enough?
12. Want to re-define your future?
13. Re-define your future
14. Need a change?
15. Not a stay at home mom?
16. Want to get away?
17. Not your element?
18. Not your job?
19. Not yourself?
20. Feel like you are not yourself?
21. Out of your element?
22. Not heroic enough?
23. Not feeling heroic anymore?
24. Grab the future in your hands
25. Feeling scammed?
26. Your life feels like a scam?
27. Stop waiting for better!
28. Not your 2020 goal?
29. Is this your goal?
30. Find the right fit

Concept 2. Hunter searching: (for monsters?)

1. Looking for something?
2. Hunting something new?
3. Not your jungle? // Not your forest? // Not your ocean?
4. Hunting for something more?
5. Hunting for a bigger steak?
6. Still hunting?
7. Hunting gone wrong?
8. Still seeking?
9. Seeking?
10. Hit the target
11. The hunt is on
12. Right in the target
13. Bull’s eye!
14. Can get it right? (man trying to get the bull’s eye, many off-center)
15. Hunting adventure!
16. Thinking about hunting?
17. Hunting season is now open
18. Gone hunting
19. Fishing for something bigger?
20. Want a big catch?
21. The best fishes in the web
22. Hooked a fish?
23. Successful catch
24. Seeking bigger fish?
25. Seeking for a meal (Indian seeking animal)
26. The big birds are here
27. Archery gone wrong?
28. Fishing for solutions?
29. Planning a hunt?
30. Hunting is not your sport?

Concept 3. Seinfeld jokes?

1. Don’t be a George (George with sweatpants eating in the couch)
2. Who goes on vacation without a job?
3. People don’t turn down money
4. I’m unemployed and live with my parents
5. Hello, 911? How are you?
6. But I don’t want to be a pirate!
7. My whole life is a sham
8. I would drape myself in velvet
9. They’re running out of you
10. It’s a festivus miracle
11. I am the master of my domain
12. Well, I’m also an architect
13. Why must there always be a problem?
14. This has been the dream
15. Never thought I’d live to see that
16. There’s nothing out there for me
17. Get a real job anyways
18. All-day for very little money
19. What did you wanna be?
20. Vegetable Lasagna here knows it
21. Here’s to feeling good all the time
22. My entire life has been wrong
23. I’m out there, Jerry
24. Finally, this an ideology I can embrace
25. At first I was an architect
26. I gotta get out
27. The whole world smiles with you
28. Wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and uh, bicyclist
29. You’re gonna be the first pirate
30. It’s go time, butterbean

Concept 4. Reality hits…. Get a real job (for everything else…)

1. Not a penny for your thought’s world
2. Money doesn’t grow on trees
3. You can’t just make it rain
4. Daydreaming is not a job
5. Grandma’s dollars cannot sustain my lifestyle
6. Birthday money is not enough
7. Not enough teeth for a tv (guy without teeth putting last tooth under pillow)
8. Tooth fairy can’t maintain me
9. Santa doesn’t leave enough change
10. Tooth fairy doesn’t leave enough change
11. Buy a house with birthday money?
12. The piggy bank is not enough
13. Is a dog eat world
14. Can’t find a prince?
15. Princes aren’t everywhere
16. Not everyone can win the lottery
17. Birthday money won’t take you to Hawaii
18. No gold pot after the rainbow
19. Nothing at the end of the rainbow
20. The word is a jungle
21. Is a jungle out there
22. Not the king of the jungle?
23. Pirates don’t exist anymore
24. Vampires aren’t real
25. Gambling isn’t for everybody
26. Betting if for the lucky ones
27. Toothfairy won’t put you through college
28. Santa won’t pay your student loans
29. Exercising your finger won’t give you money (guy with tv controller on a couch)
30. Sugar daddies aren’t everywhere
31. It’s the wild west out here

Concept 5. New job Tips:

1. Don’t show up late
2. Dress to impress (person with outraging clothes)
3. There are no-hand holdings (someone holding your hand while you work)
4. Ask for help
5. Introduce yourself, relentlessly (guy with hello, my name is tag)
6. Be open-minded
7. Don’t burn bridges
8. Don’t be a Donald Duck
9. Ask away
10. Create a professional development plan
11. Seek input and assistance
12. Fake it till you make it
13. Ready to adapt
14. Conversation starter: How’s your weekend?
15. Don’t be a captain obvious
16. Dress apart
17. Stand out
18. Be part of something bigger
19. Positive attitude
20. Listen and learn
21. Admit mistakes (someone with damaged cake smiling sympathetically?)
22. Set healthy boundaries (Taped boundaries on the cubicle, person concentrated working, people around looking at him)
23. Nail down names
24. Show motivation
25. Be part of the culture
26. Make eye contact
27. Bring pen and paper (notebook and pencil the size of a human, a man in the center all holding hands)
28. Speak up
29. Strong handshaking
30. Put away brain distractions
31. Smile more

Concept 6. No job stereotypes… Get a job

1. Living with your parents?
2. Don’t want to live with your parents?
3. Ten cats?
4. Not a cat lady?
5. Not feeling the home anymore? (kids running around, a mother sitting bored)
6. Life falling apart?
7. No more pizza in the fridge?
8. Fat from sitting down all day?
9. Weeks without stepping outside?
10. Living in a sham?
11. Living in your parent’s basement?
12. Tired of your parent’s basement?
13. Want a real vacation?
14. Can’t afford a real vacation?
15. Sleeping all day isn’t healthy
16. Stop fooling around
17. Get serious
18. Wake up from slumber
19. Hibernation is over
20. Rise and shine and get a job
21. First things first, get a job
22. No more weekends at Bernie’s
23. Tired of being home?
24. Feeling unsuccessful?
25. Want to be rich? (a small guy with a bunch of big fancy gold chains)
26. Cat ladies are overrated
27. Not a stay at home mom vibe
28. Hey, how’s the job? (awkward family conversation?)
29. Need a full-time gig?
30. Workless?
31. Temptations got me broke
32. No more energy-saving mode
33. Not everyone can be famous
34. Why you trying to stay at home?
35. Live a little (standing at the edge)

Concept 7. Hungry pig (saving money), get a job

1. The oinker is hungry
2. Give him some food
3. Hungry piggy
4. Give the pig some greens
5. Feed the pig
6. The pig is hungry
7. Oink me some money
8. Job first, saving second
9. Hungry for some money
10. Hungry pig
11. Fill me up
12. Not a piggy bank breaking year?
13. Nothing left in it?
14. I think we need a job (empty piggy bank)
15. Can’t withdraw any money
16. Hand denied (like card denied)
17. I’m filled with air
18. Pigs just wanna have funds
19. All your money has been removed
20. Your hand was bounced (Your check was bounced)
21. Out-of-money experience
22. Out-of-Order
23. Hey! When are you getting a job? (a pig to its owner)
24. My happy place (pig in a pool of coins)
25. The special greens
26. Feed the hungry beast
27. Out-of-pennies
28. Oink me some money (gangster piggy)
29. Can you go and earn some money?
30. No money in piggy?

Concept 8. Big college decisions

1. Need an extra push?
2. Excited for what’s yet to come
3. Unsure of the future?
4. Still looking?
5. Graduating is the first step
6. Graduating jitters?
7. The right search for you
8. We offer big futures
9. We got your back
10. Can’t find a job?
11. Take zero stress with us
12. No stress, muchacho
13. Oh, the places you’ll go
14. In need of assistance?
15. In need of a job?
16. How did I get this, hallelujah!
17. Lean you back to ours
18. We don’t turn you away
19. We do it for you
20. You can let go
21. The voices are calling for you now
22. Never look back
23. Hold me?
24. We can hold you up
25. We always see it though
26. We can deal with it
27. We’ll do right by you
28. Don’t walk away
29. Don’t drive away
30. This could be the one
31. We won’t let you down

Concept 9. Whatever you want, we’ve got it

1. Be the first pirate
2. Looking for unicorn master
3. Vampires jobs for you
4. Fairies need jobs too
5. Princess is a full-time job
6. The crown waits for no one
7. Unicorns need jobs too
8. Bigfoot found his calling
9. In need of a poison maker
10. Elves deserve jobs too
11. Retired Santa elf
12. A ghostly job for you
13. The magic of searching
14. Dreaming of becoming a dragon slayer?
15. Tired of standing in the garden? (gnome looking for a new job)
16. Want to be an angel in disguise?
17. We are angels in disguise
18. We understand you (aliens speaking a different language?)
19. Mermaid in an office?
20. Cinderella had a dream
21. Cinderella wanted to work in a castle
22. Go on believing
23. Have a wandering heart?
24. We got anything to lose (mermaid out of water sitting in an office)
25. You know that’s not good for you (dirty Cinderella cleaning floors)
26. Tell me what you feel (doctor checking a unicorn)
27. Sink your teeth in something better
28. Bite down to me
29. All comes down to the wire (clown cyclist)
30. Woke up from another dream?

Concept 10. Monsters// in disguise (something scary can be good?)

1. We are there to protect me
2. Angels in disguise (Angels dressed as monsters)
3. We’ll be found somehow (monster tiptoeing into someone’s house)
4. Feel my unconditional love
5. You got a minute to spare?
6. You know you’re nothing without me love
7. Something scary can be good
8. Fall into our arms
9. We won’t push you around
10. We can take you to heaven
11. We’ll send you to heaven
12. We deserve some love too
13. It can be scary, but fluffy // scary but fluffy
14. Now you saying that you need me
15. Costume party? (monsters with business clothe)
16. Difficult to pretend you aren’t scared
17. Is everything alright? (a monster with doctor costume)
18. You don’t have to look any further
19. I’ve been waiting for you (monster in angel costume)
20. You’re going be okay
21. You and I feel right
22. This feels right (Big monster on a small table and office cubicle)
23. You know what’s good for you
24. Don’t keep me waiting
25. Too scared?
26. You are special
27. Won’t keep your nights warm (fluffy monster)
28. We cannot pretend it makes sense
29. We’ll save you
30. Give it up to me