Assignment 1: 10 concepts + 30 headliners

Concept 1. Working on the wrong job:

  1. Is this the right fit?
  2. Dream job?
  3. Big Future
  4. Not in your career
  5. Job hunting gone wrong?
  6. Looking for something better?
  7. Looking for a job?
  8. Not happy?
  9. Not motivated?
  10. Looking for work
  11. Not challenging enough?
  12. Want to re-define your future?
  13. Re-define your future
  14. Need a change?
  15. Not a stay at home mom?
  16. Want to get away?
  17. Not your element?
  18. Not your job?
  19. Not yourself?
  20. Feel like you are not yourself?
  21. Out of your element?
  22. Not heroic enough?
  23. Not feeling heroic anymore?
  24. Grab the future in your hands
  25. Feeling scammed?
  26. Your life feels like a scam?
  27. Stop waiting for better!
  28. Not your 2020 goal?
  29. Is this your goal?
  30. Find the right fit

Concept 2. Hunter searching: (for monsters?)

  1. Looking for something?
  2. Hunting something new?
  3. Not your jungle? // Not your forest? // Not your ocean?
  4. Hunting for something more?
  5. Hunting for a bigger steak?
  6. Still hunting?
  7. Hunting gone wrong?
  8. Still seeking?
  9. Seeking?
  10. Hit the target
  11. The hunt is on
  12. Right in the target
  13. Bull’s eye!
  14. Can get it right? (man trying to get the bull’s eye, many off-center)
  15. Hunting adventure!
  16. Thinking about hunting?
  17. Hunting season is now open
  18. Gone hunting
  19. Fishing for something bigger?
  20. Want a big catch?
  21. The best fishes in the web
  22. Hooked a fish?
  23. Successful catch
  24. Seeking bigger fish?
  25. Seeking for a meal (Indian seeking animal)
  26. The big birds are here
  27. Archery gone wrong?
  28. Fishing for solutions?
  29. Planning a hunt?
  30. Hunting is not your sport?

Concept 3. Seinfeld jokes?

  1. Don’t be a George (George with sweatpants eating in the couch)
  2. Who goes on vacation without a job?
  3. People don’t turn down money
  4. I’m unemployed and live with my parents
  5. Hello, 911? How are you?
  6. But I don’t want to be a pirate!
  7. My whole life is a sham
  8. I would drape myself in velvet
  9. They’re running out of you
  10. It’s a festivus miracle
  11. I am the master of my domain
  12. Well, I’m also an architect
  13. Why must there always be a problem?
  14. This has been the dream
  15. Never thought I’d live to see that
  16. There’s nothing out there for me
  17. Get a real job anyways
  18. All-day for very little money
  19. What did you wanna be?
  20. Vegetable Lasagna here knows it
  21. Here’s to feeling good all the time
  22. My entire life has been wrong
  23. I’m out there, Jerry
  24. Finally, this an ideology I can embrace
  25. At first I was an architect
  26. I gotta get out
  27. The whole world smiles with you
  28. Wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and uh, bicyclist
  29. You’re gonna be the first pirate
  30. It’s go time, butterbean

Concept 4. Reality hits…. Get a real job (for everything else…)

  1. Not a penny for your thought’s world
  2. Money doesn’t grow on trees
  3. You can’t just make it rain
  4. Daydreaming is not a job
  5. Grandma’s dollars cannot sustain my lifestyle
  6. Birthday money is not enough
  7. Not enough teeth for a tv (guy without teeth putting last tooth under pillow)
  8. Tooth fairy can’t maintain me
  9. Santa doesn’t leave enough change
  10. Tooth fairy doesn’t leave enough change
  11. Buy a house with birthday money?
  12. The piggy bank is not enough
  13. Is a dog eat world
  14. Can’t find a prince?
  15. Princes aren’t everywhere
  16. Not everyone can win the lottery
  17. Birthday money won’t take you to Hawaii
  18. No gold pot after the rainbow
  19. Nothing at the end of the rainbow
  20. The word is a jungle
  21. Is a jungle out there
  22. Not the king of the jungle?
  23. Pirates don’t exist anymore
  24. Vampires aren’t real
  25. Gambling isn’t for everybody
  26. Betting if for the lucky ones
  27. Toothfairy won’t put you through college
  28. Santa won’t pay your student loans
  29. Exercising your finger won’t give you money (guy with tv controller on a couch)
  30. Sugar daddies aren’t everywhere
  31. It’s the wild west out here

Concept 5. New job Tips:

  1. Don’t show up late
  2. Dress to impress (person with outraging clothes)
  3. There are no-hand holdings (someone holding your hand while you work)
  4. Ask for help
  5. Introduce yourself, relentlessly (guy with hello, my name is tag)
  6. Be open-minded
  7. Don’t burn bridges
  8. Don’t be a Donald Duck
  9. Ask away
  10. Create a professional development plan
  11. Seek input and assistance
  12. Fake it till you make it
  13. Ready to adapt
  14. Conversation starter: How’s your weekend?
  15. Don’t be a captain obvious
  16. Dress apart
  17. Stand out
  18. Be part of something bigger
  19. Positive attitude
  20. Listen and learn
  21. Admit mistakes (someone with damaged cake smiling sympathetically?)
  22. Set healthy boundaries (Taped boundaries on the cubicle, person concentrated working, people around looking at him)
  23. Nail down names
  24. Show motivation
  25. Be part of the culture
  26. Make eye contact
  27. Bring pen and paper (notebook and pencil the size of a human, a man in the center all holding hands)
  28. Speak up
  29. Strong handshaking
  30. Put away brain distractions
  31. Smile more

Concept 6. No job stereotypes… Get a job

  1. Living with your parents?
  2. Don’t want to live with your parents?
  3. Ten cats?
  4. Not a cat lady?
  5. Not feeling the home anymore? (kids running around, a mother sitting bored)
  6. Life falling apart?
  7. No more pizza in the fridge?
  8. Fat from sitting down all day?
  9. Weeks without stepping outside?
  10. Living in a sham?
  11. Living in your parent’s basement?
  12. Tired of your parent’s basement?
  13. Want a real vacation?
  14. Can’t afford a real vacation?
  15. Sleeping all day isn’t healthy
  16. Stop fooling around
  17. Get serious
  18. Wake up from slumber
  19. Hibernation is over
  20. Rise and shine and get a job
  21. First things first, get a job
  22. No more weekends at Bernie’s
  23. Tired of being home?
  24. Feeling unsuccessful?
  25. Want to be rich? (a small guy with a bunch of big fancy gold chains)
  26. Cat ladies are overrated
  27. Not a stay at home mom vibe
  28. Hey, how’s the job? (awkward family conversation?)
  29. Need a full-time gig?
  30. Workless?
  31. Temptations got me broke
  32. No more energy-saving mode
  33. Not everyone can be famous
  34. Why you trying to stay at home?
  35. Live a little (standing at the edge)

Concept 7. Hungry pig (saving money), get a job

  1. The oinker is hungry
  2. Give him some food
  3. Hungry piggy
  4. Give the pig some greens
  5. Feed the pig
  6. The pig is hungry
  7. Oink me some money
  8. Job first, saving second
  9. Hungry for some money
  10. Hungry pig
  11. Fill me up
  12. Not a piggy bank breaking year?
  13. Nothing left in it?
  14. I think we need a job (empty piggy bank)
  15. Can’t withdraw any money
  16. Hand denied (like card denied)
  17. I’m filled with air
  18. Pigs just wanna have funds
  19. All your money has been removed
  20. Your hand was bounced (Your check was bounced)
  21. Out-of-money experience
  22. Out-of-Order
  23. Hey! When are you getting a job? (a pig to its owner)
  24. My happy place (pig in a pool of coins)
  25. The special greens
  26. Feed the hungry beast
  27. Out-of-pennies
  28. Oink me some money (gangster piggy)
  29. Can you go and earn some money?
  30. No money in piggy?

Concept 8. Big college decisions

  1. Need an extra push?
  2. Excited for what’s yet to come
  3. Unsure of the future?
  4. Still looking?
  5. Graduating is the first step
  6. Graduating jitters?
  7. The right search for you
  8. We offer big futures
  9. We got your back
  10. Can’t find a job?
  11. Take zero stress with us
  12. No stress, muchacho
  13. Oh, the places you’ll go
  14. In need of assistance?
  15. In need of a job?
  16. How did I get this, hallelujah!
  17. Lean you back to ours
  18. We don’t turn you away
  19. We do it for you
  20. You can let go
  21. The voices are calling for you now
  22. Never look back
  23. Hold me?
  24. We can hold you up
  25. We always see it though
  26. We can deal with it
  27. We’ll do right by you
  28. Don’t walk away
  29. Don’t drive away
  30. This could be the one
  31. We won’t let you down

Concept 9. Whatever you want, we’ve got it

  1. Be the first pirate
  2. Looking for unicorn master
  3. Vampires jobs for you
  4. Fairies need jobs too
  5. Princess is a full-time job
  6. The crown waits for no one
  7. Unicorns need jobs too
  8. Bigfoot found his calling
  9. In need of a poison maker
  10. Elves deserve jobs too
  11. Retired Santa elf
  12. A ghostly job for you
  13. The magic of searching
  14. Dreaming of becoming a dragon slayer?
  15. Tired of standing in the garden? (gnome looking for a new job)
  16. Want to be an angel in disguise?
  17. We are angels in disguise
  18. We understand you (aliens speaking a different language?)
  19. Mermaid in an office?
  20. Cinderella had a dream
  21. Cinderella wanted to work in a castle
  22. Go on believing
  23. Have a wandering heart?
  24. We got anything to lose (mermaid out of water sitting in an office)
  25. You know that’s not good for you (dirty Cinderella cleaning floors)
  26. Tell me what you feel (doctor checking a unicorn)
  27. Sink your teeth in something better
  28. Bite down to me
  29. All comes down to the wire (clown cyclist)
  30. Woke up from another dream?

Concept 10. Monsters// in disguise (something scary can be good?)

  1. We are there to protect me
  2. Angels in disguise (Angels dressed as monsters)
  3. We’ll be found somehow (monster tiptoeing into someone’s house)
  4. Feel my unconditional love
  5. You got a minute to spare?
  6. You know you’re nothing without me love
  7. Something scary can be good
  8. Fall into our arms
  9. We won’t push you around
  10. We can take you to heaven
  11. We’ll send you to heaven
  12. We deserve some love too
  13. It can be scary, but fluffy // scary but fluffy
  14. Now you saying that you need me
  15. Costume party? (monsters with business clothe)
  16. Difficult to pretend you aren’t scared
  17. Is everything alright? (a monster with doctor costume)
  18. You don’t have to look any further
  19. I’ve been waiting for you (monster in angel costume)
  20. You’re going be okay
  21. You and I feel right
  22. This feels right (Big monster on a small table and office cubicle)
  23. You know what’s good for you
  24. Don’t keep me waiting
  25. Too scared?
  26. You are special
  27. Won’t keep your nights warm (fluffy monster)
  28. We cannot pretend it makes sense
  29. We’ll save you
  30. Give it up to me
Shirley Solano
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