I Stopped Paying Attention to What Celebrities Wear, and It Changed My Life In the social media age, few forces are more powerful than the words and actions of the famous and otherwise socially prominent. Kylie Jenner can wear something in one Instagram photo and that...
Five Reasons Blue Martini is the Only Club You Need 90% of the Time Hey there Miamians and Miamiers, it’s time to talk about the club scene in Miami. The dim lighting, the pounding bass, the flowing drinks, the lovely ladies…everyone knows this is something the...
Xbox One, You've got game After saving the free world, chatting her up is easy An alien empire falls at your feet, so do her panties One thousand first date ideas in one box Shooters shoot Slays the Beast of Oxenfurt, brings her along to watch Sometimes you gotta play local...
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Hyperbole There are basically a million ways to eat an apple. I wouldn’t eat with you if you were the last person on earth. If you touch my doughnuts, you’re a dead man. Imagery The warm, golden glow of the sun lit up the lush, green...
Today, I decided to begin acupuncture treatment to better myself and live a healthier, happier life. Today, I also found out I’m a hemophiliac. FML. I really, really like camping. I love it. The being outside, the roughing it, the survival skills, I love everything about...