Assonance He doesn’t sell the wedding bells. Got a feeling that the bell is ringing. Clean the windows for the widow. Chiasmus I constantly forget what I need to remember, and remember what I need to forget. Its not the school that makes a student, but...

Haikus week 3 Lunch Break Fun in the playground During lunch break with a clown Then nap and lay down   Fun Playing hide and seek Or running bike till the peak We have fun all week...

Morning Rush This morning I woke up late to my class. My laundry wasn’t finished cause I passed out last night and left all my clothes inside the washer.  I had a presentation and I was actually the first one presenting. After I walked almost a...

I am getting fat Theres no doubt about that I am gonna have to swim I need to hit the gym Getting the munchies at midnight Needs to stop I need my weight right...

  Shores You must do it all This is serious business Clean the dishes now     Time Hey, long time no see What has time done to you? Guess it should’ve been longer...

Devices Exercise (Chapstick)   Anaphora Its the moisture, its the hydration, its Chapstick We’re flavored, We’re convenient, We’re Chapstick Choose natural, choose quality, Choose Chapstick     Alliteration Its legit, and quick, its Chapstick Its not lipstick, its Chapstick Cant be slick without Chapstick     Antithesis Big flavors come in small sizes, Chapstick Many flavors, one brand, Chapstick Huge variety, small...

Love Haikus Its just a feeling Some say its unappealing Others live for it   Toxic or healthy The feeling its too hefty Some hearts are empty     Poem When it comes to love choose wisely It can go bad or it can go brightly You can chase the wrong ones blindly Or love the right one Kindly But...

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