There is a drug war going on in Miami and the biggest drug lord is forced to leave the country since he is fleaing from the FBI. His daughter goes to school in Miami and he is going to use her to hide all his...
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Bahamas Baby! “When is spring break?” Excitement has control of her body and she squeaks in a high pitch “Second week of March, girl!” She dances in her seat as she sings her response “I cannot wait for a vacation. Where should we go, what should we do?” If you did...
He said he just wanted a kiss I must admit I was captivated by his sweet whispers My friends didn’t care. They were actually scared. They said they didn’t like how he stared as he whispered. I should have listened and maybe I wouldn’t be caught in this fucking...
Dad said he’d gone hunting for the weekend. But it looked like he’d gone fishing. He told me to hush and eat my dinner but I didn’t know octopus had fingers. Luckily I didn’t. But daddy did. Whatever he ate bulked out of his throat, traveled down and ate his...
It was the middle of the night when I heard Bud barking as if he were wild. I thought he may have contracted rabies and was having an episode. I knew if he acquired rabies I would have to put him down. I grabbed my...
I skipped down the hall like it was a parade Excited to see what the day would bring, I was so full of joy, I just wanted to sing! We left our home country to “lands of the free” That’s what my dad said, when he first told me I...
Midnight Snack (Creaking noise) (Giggles in the distance) “Honey is that you?” Text: “Baby, can you bring me a snack since you’re in the kitchen?” “Babe, I stepped out half an hour ago. Ill bring you a snack when I get back.” “Stop playing, I hear you in the kitchen!” “Hide, omw!” Out with...