Writer’s Block Crunch Crunch that’s the sound Of a midnight snack for a Writer with a block Game Night It’s time for game night Where is the party cracker Ritz where fun begins Couldn’t Have Just One Breaking all the rules Crispy thin oven-baked ritz, oh my! I can’t help myself ...
It was a cold December night in Toronto. A weird ship had been hovering around Jimmy's town. As they're walking out of their baseball game, Jimmy and his friend Daniel, saw the ship come down and take a lady with a kid. As they vigorously ran...
Today, I decided to begin acupuncture treatment to better myself and live a healthier, happier life. Today, I also found out I’m a hemophiliac. FML. I really, really like camping. I love it. The being outside, the roughing it, the survival skills, I love everything about...
Assonance I didn’t think the kid would be big. Bickering about the licking of a stick of cool whip. Steel yourselves for the meat of the green tree’s leaves. Chiasmus The problem is not how I will take the position, but rather how the position will...
A lost art Enjoy it now kid, no one cares that you drew cats when you get older Teach em young You don’t need a phone when you’re still in second grade, go play outside kids You shouldn’t let tigers have pliers Everyone knows about tigers, they’re big and they’re strong, but not flyers. About that...
Today, I drove an hour to Sunny Isles beach. When I arrived, I realized I forgot my bathing suit. I was wearing jeans and my underwear was white. FML. Today, I went through airport security with a miniature water bottle lodged in the bottom of my...
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