30 Seconds Robert got his first F ever in his science assignment. He told his mom he got a B when she asked him how did it go. The next day, the professor announced parent teacher conference and Roberts mom was definitely going. That Friday at...
[audio m4a="http://www.theplatypuslair.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/Eye-Contact-1.m4a"][/audio] There was once a little boy in the land of Bargonia who tied people’s shoes together under tables at restaurants. A clever little fellow, waited until a party was deep in conversation then he crawled unnoticed and began tying. He even tied two different...
There's a door on the ground. I open it. An elegant elderly lady dressed from the early 1900s is laying on the floor. She smiles and begins to crawl up the wall toward the higher ground I'm on. She undoes her hair and wasps fly...
She couldn't believe her eyes. After all her friends warned her. It was true. The man she was marrying is a serial killer. As she walked inside the house, she saw her fiancee killing Pablo, the man that was fixing their bathroom. "WTF MIKE! You killed...
My limbs are bound. I'm 8 feet below the ground. I feel the soil coming down and I'm too shocked to bother. I feel scales graze my back the snake circles but won't attack, they wait till I can't holler. I feel the fangs pierce...
Eyes protruding through the trunks. Bodies in the trees they stunk. Skeletons awake at night they disassemble then get tight. They roam the town this hallow eve looking for whatever breathes. The sun goes down they break the ground. Boney hands on purple necks eyes...
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"One more round Johnny" said Chad Johnny serves their drinks. "To good friends, and life" said James raising his drink. It's been 3 years since they last saw each other. As they finish their last scotch, it was time to go back home. Walking outside, James takes his...
1. Bye, Now. I softly tucked Laurie in. She watched me, her big, round eyes impossible to read. I gave her Unicorn Joe to hug and kissed her small forehead. “Sleep well, love.” She kept her eyes on mine and said: “The man in the wardrobe says you...
When the bus got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere, everyone freaked out. As the driver got pout to fix the, the sound of a gunshot shocked them and they all freaked out. The driver was dead. "Kids hide under the seats and don't...