As a regular pick-me-up, I like to blast Eminem out of my car stereos and attempt to rap. People at the traffic light stare at me like I’ve got a couple of loose screws, so I give them this look that says, "it just might...
Professor: So what did you do friday nigth? Student: we went to LIV but it was no good Professor: why is that? Student: well because we paid to get a open bar and then we arrived and they give us like 3 bottles for 60 people so nobody...
Girl 1: You have to be really careful in the eastern Europe Girl 2: Two day ago, no yesterday, I was in the bus and talked to the driver, he told me he was going to Ukraine because he wanted to meet woman, I mean why did...
I was staring at her all the trip, she also look at me a few times and smile,I thought fuck it im going to talk to her. The station came and she went out througth the other door, I had to face reality,I am never seeing...
In the upside-down world people walk with their hands and greet with their feet. In the upside-down world kids raise their parents and ice cream comes before salad. In the upside-down world, I am a youthful adult turning into a mature kid and this story is just about...
“Do you know her?” “No, don’t think so, but she looks familiar.” “Maybe from another lifetime.”...
- The doctor said it was the most beautiful circumcision ever saw. - Circumcisions are horrible. - No they are a tradition, and they are good for men. In the case of my baby, it was a beautiful tradition. -Well, I guess some day he'll thank you for...
There they were, holding hands and walking down the street in my direction. As they got closer I could feel myself shaking, anxiety gripping me at my core. We passed each other and she didn’t notice me. It was starkly apparent, she had become someone...
http://time.com/4653281/super-bowl-ads-commercials-most-influential-time/ Exposition: A young boy walks down a hallway dressed in a Darth Vader costume. Rising Action: He, unsuccessfully, tries and use "the force" or everything from an exercise bike to the family's dog. Climax: His father pulls up in a Volkswagen and the bo tries to use...
(Lil Brother) "Awwhhhh.. flying insect!" (Mom) (in Spanish)"It's going to bite your fingers" (Lil brother) No it won't....