(Doctor #1) "I haven't been traveling as much as i should, i mean i go back home to Virginia all the time." (Doctor#2) "You are such a hard worker. You're so professional." (Doctor#3) (completely ignores her compliments) "I've lived in Miami for 2 and a half years and it still feels...
During that cold, windy, December night, in Times Square, New York city, they're celebrating their 5th anniversary. As they're finishing dinner, they're walking out of the restaurant and the clock hits 12. As they walk by their hotel, he gets in one knee and pops...
(Security Guard) You're going to have to park next to him because that truck is going to be there for a while. (Person) Yea but I don't know if my car fits there. (Security Guard) Don't worry he's coming 0ut now to move it so you can fit...
"What do you want to eat?" "I'm good." "You sure? You know I can't trust your brother." "Yea, I ate earlier. Thanks though."...
As he's writing the letter, his hands are sweating and legs are shaking. The letter has two options, a "yes" or a "no". He walks in front of her desk and puts the letter on top of it. When the bell rings, she walks up...
(Customer) Let me get bbq sauce, salt and ketchup. (Cashier) Sir we only have ranch and honey mustard at the moment. (Customer) Ok let me just get salt and ketchup then. (Cashier) We only got ranch and honey mustard....
It was the best damn beer he'd ever have, and he savored the last sip like a lollipop. After it was over; he'd dream of it for weeks. Sad and wrecked he opened the cooler, amazingly...
(Doctor#1) "Morning." (Doctor#2) "Good morning, how are you?" (Doctor#1) "I'm fine thank you. Do they move around your patients too?" (Doctor#2) Why? let me see.. oh they've only been here one night so it doesn't matter." ...
Man on the phone (halfway through the convo): I wanted to ask you… eh, tomorrow we have the technical team stopping by the facility in eh, Kendall, and … alo? Alo? Si, I can barely hear you.” Pause. “Ok, now it’s better. So like I was saying, can...