Bahamas Baby! “When is spring break?” Excitement has control of her body and she squeaks in a high pitch “Second week of March, girl!” She dances in her seat as she sings her response “I cannot wait for a vacation. Where should we go, what should we do?” If you did...
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He said he just wanted a kiss I must admit I was captivated by his sweet whispers My friends didn’t care. They were actually scared. They said they didn’t like how he stared as he whispered. I should have listened and maybe I wouldn’t be caught in this fucking...
Dad said he’d gone hunting for the weekend. But it looked like he’d gone fishing. He told me to hush and eat my dinner but I didn’t know octopus had fingers. Luckily I didn’t. But daddy did. Whatever he ate bulked out of his throat, traveled down and ate his...
It was the middle of the night when I heard Bud barking as if he were wild. I thought he may have contracted rabies and was having an episode. I knew if he acquired rabies I would have to put him down. I grabbed my...
Vending Machine Woes Friends approach machine. "Ugh, I hate soda." "Me too. These options suck." "Let's just go downstairs to the fountain." "Ugh, fine...
I skipped down the hall like it was a parade Excited to see what the day would bring, I was so full of joy, I just wanted to sing! We left our home country to “lands of the free” That’s what my dad said, when he first told me I...
Rough Day At The Office He fastened on his helmet. The final component of the hermetically sealed uniform he was forced to wear each day. Comfortable? No. Necessary? Yes. This thin layer of technical fiber was the only thing between Jim and one of the world's...
It’s Not Delivery Man #1: Looking back at MAN #2 as he passes by in the freezer aisle. He points at the two frozen pizzas that MAN #2 is pulling out of the freezer. Are those any good? Man #2: Pulling two frozen pizzas out of the...
Under the Bubble Inside the bubble, people moved. Cities rose up towards the transparent ceiling. An entire world, blissfully unaware of its impending doom. “All personnel, please clear the perimeter.” Rebecca yanked herself out of her reverie. Taking one last look at the translucent bubble, she straightened up...