Men’s Rights He was late. Shit. He made her SWEAR that she’d use protection this time even though she said she hated how it felt. He should’ve been more persistent. He scheduled an appointment at the clinic. “What can I help you with today, sir?” “I’d like an abortion.” “Well,...
Puni the Platypus 30s [audio m4a="http://www.theplatypuslair.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/30sPuni-the-Platypus.m4a"][/audio] 1min [audio m4a="http://www.theplatypuslair.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/1min-Puni-the-Platypus.m4a"][/audio] 2 min [audio m4a="http://www.theplatypuslair.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/2mins-Puni-the-Platypus.m4a"][/audio]...
Five different dialogues from the same couple in a Starbucks. They have a coffee, and for what I hear it must be the first date. 1. The guy is wearing a red winter hat and is smoking weed from a pipe while she stares at him with...
MAYBE TOO MUCH GAMING We are on August 15 of 1999. An endless hot summer afternoon inside a 9-year-old bedroom. Sun rays try to get through the closed curtains, but they fail and fall as soon as they enter the room. It is 4 pm,...
https://www.shortoftheweek.com/2017/04/12/5-films-technology/ A short film featuring 5 different vignettes that showcase the dumb side of modern technology....
“You didn’t clean the oven!” “It’s already clean… plus I didn’t know that was on the checklist.” “Si, it is! I have to write it down.” “Seriously? There’s literally nothing in there.” “Si mami, I have to.” “Ugh.” ____________________ “How was your casting?” “I got it! It was literally so easy. They had...
Dialogue 1 Lady 1: “You know what we tried Saturday since everyone was sick was Outbacks delivery service”. Lady 2: “Yea, how was it”? Lady 1: “It sucked, the steaks were cold and the shrimp was soggy, we were so disappointed” Lady 2: “Did you call them and complain”? Lady...
THE DREAM The dream was always the same; cold metal table, blinding lights and voices, so many voices. Steve would wake up shivering and sweating at the same time. For as long as he could remember, the dream was always the same. Something felt odd this June...