18
Jul
18
Jul
Favorite Writer……at the moment.
Rumi is currently my favorite writer right now. He is a Sufi mystic poet from Balkh which is now Afghanistan, born in the 13th century. One of my friends has introduced me to his work/poetry since I started my 4th quarter at school. I like...
18
Jul
Funny Poem
I’m supposed to write something funny, I guess Low key truths to make you laugh Or use a string of curse words like fuck, shit, dick or ass But it’s all math If you learn how to look And very little funny shit is written in the best books Rumi...
18
Jul
Comedy Haiku
I despise haikus Whoever thought of this is ass Don’t know what to do. Fuckisa Haiku? Is it like hi I'm cool or Me I'm just like you. I mean I get it By now I think you do too The math in these words...
17
Jul
Writer.
Kafka on the Shore - Haruki Murakami Before running away from home I wash my hands and face, trim my nails, swab out my ears, and brush my teeth. I take my time, making sure my whole body’s well scrubbed. Being really clean is sometimes...
17
Jul
17
Jul
Comedy Poems
Haiku sex joke It is difficult to make a decent sex joke with only penis Only 17 syllables A Haiku is like an unsatisfying fuck: Already over Rhyming for show This is a poem called rhyming for show, it’s blunt force comedy, you already know, and you’ll notice that words get forced in like snow, they’re only...
17
Jul
17
Jul
Poem
I am getting fat Theres no doubt about that I am gonna have to swim I need to hit the gym Getting the munchies at midnight Needs to stop I need my weight right...
17
Jul
Fave Author
“He awoke each morning with the desire to do right, to be a good and meaningful person, to be, as simple as it sounded and as impossible as it actually was, happy. And during the course of each day his heart would descend from his...