14 Jan Dialogue
GAP
A conversation between two sales women in a GAP store.
One of them is extremely tall and the other one average height.
The smaller woman starts the conversation with an intriguing look.
– Do you know the other day Brian came late to work?
Says putting my clothes into a bag.
– Yeah I heard about it.
The taller one answers without paying much attention to the conversation.
– But do you know exactly why he came late?
She asks again with an intense and surprised look.
– Mmm because of the traffic?
The small woman lowers her tone of voice so that nobody can hear her.
– He came late because he had to take Emma´s kids to school.
The face of the taller woman started to change into a surprised cartoon face and with her mouth wide open she stuttered a few words that I couldn’t hear.
The smaller woman answered:
– Well if he took her kids thats because there is something going on. Duh!!
An intense silence between both of them appeared.
The taller one asked:
-And does anybody else know about this?
– Of course nobody knows about it. A a boss with a trainee, can you imagine? Nobody must know!
And immediately after saying it out loud she covered her mouth with her hands.
The taller women told her to shush.
– BAR –
Friday night at Las Rosas bar.
Two girls discuss about which shot should they get.
The older one starts the conversation.
– Okay, so I am in for Tequila but I hate vodka so you can choose between tequila or whisky.
-Oh god I hate vodka too. But I challenge you to take 2 shots, one of tequila and another one of whisky at the same time.
Says the other girl.
-No fucking way I am doing that. Are you crazy you know that if you want me to be dancing all night its not going to work with shots.
She finishes her drink with a preoccupied look.
– Don’t be like that, come on, you have to accept this challenge and then I will accept whatever challenge you want.
She also drinks in one time her drink.
– Okay. If I do it you have to kiss that girl over there.
She points to a pretty girl who is standing in the other side of the bar with a friend.
– A girl!?
She shouts loud with a big cheeky smile.
– Aha, go up to her and ask her for a kiss.
– Okay, I accept but I am going to double the shots!!