Dialogues

Two ladies

Woman 1 starts shouting:

Fuck it Suzz I told you that you couldn’t come to my house.

Woman 2 answers shouting too:

I don’t care what you want, I am coming. You better fucking open the door.

She turns around and starts walking.

Woman 1turns around the other direction and says out loud:

You always doin what u want bitch. Cant believe you fucking came to Miami. 

A couple in Lincoln Road. 

They are hugging in silence under a tree a she is crying.

Guy:

Please stop crying you now that it wasn’t my intention… 

The girl is still in silence.

Guy:

At least you can say something. Tell me what you feel or something. 

I know that It was a fucking stupid idea but come on. One fucking word. 

Girl talks for the first time:

Can you for once in your whole stupid life tell me truth?

Now he was the one sitting in silence.

Boys will be boys. 

A group of 5 teenage boys are staring at an iPhone and laughing out loud.

Boy 1 owner of the phone:

You guys did you see what he is eating??

Boy2:

UUUHHH he is fucking eating a dog shit. 

All the boys:

Whhaaat the hhell!! 

Boy 3:

Man Luk where do you get these horrible videos. 

Boy 2:

Yeah bro why do you have that shit on your phone.

The rest of the boys who weren’t talking couldn’t stop laughing. 

Boy 1:

I don’t know why I have this fucking video, my brother sent it to me . But I find it so disgusting that it makes me laugh. 

I know you guys only like videos with bouncing tits but I wanted to see what was your reaction to it. 

He laughs. They laugh.

Fuss in the streets 

Two guys argue in the middle of the street. One of them gets really angry.

Angry guy:

Dude did you just pushed me out of the way?

Relaxed guy:

Yeah you were on my way bro. 

 

Angry guy:

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Relaxed guy:

You were just standing in the middle of the street and I needed to pass. Relax man. 

Angry guy:

Damn it, thank god we are in the street if not I would fucking destroy your ass.

He said silently walking away so the other could not hear him.

Patricia Arguelles
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