23 Jan Dialogues Ethan Vink

Woman 1: “Did you hear about Caroline’s daughter? They baker acted her”

Woman 2: “You have to be fu%$%ing kidding me! That is long overdue!”

Woman 1: “ Wow, tell me how you really feel”. Laughter from both women”

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Man 1: “I think my credit is in the mid 700’s. I always pay my bill in full every month and I may have 1      ticket from 17 years ago.”

Man 2: “Well, we run a full background check including a drug test, any concerns with that?”

Man 1: “No Sir, everything will be fine. How soon will I know about the position?”

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Man: “I don’t see why it’s such a big deal. I want to see a different movie. You see yours and I’ll see mine.”

Woman: “If you don’t want to spend time with me just say so”

Man: “Jesus Christ, it’s just a freaking movie, seriously”

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Woman: “The cat coughs up hairballs all day every day”

Nurse: “What kind of food do you have him on?’

Woman: “The food you guys gave me last time I was here, I don’t know what it’s called but it’s not helping”

Nurse: “Have a seat and we will call you shortly”

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Guy: “Ya’ll up for ballin’?

Guy 2: “Naw gotta do homework, maybe later man”

Guy: “hit you up later then”