06 Feb Dialogues Week 6 Ethan Vink

Dialogue 1

Lady 1: “You know what we tried Saturday since everyone was sick was Outbacks delivery service”.

Lady 2: “Yea, how was it”?

Lady 1: “It sucked, the steaks were cold and the shrimp was soggy, we were so disappointed”

Lady 2: “Did you call them and complain”?

Lady 1: “No, I hate doing that stuff; we just won’t use it again”.

Dialogue 2

Lady 1: “Do you want some Girl Scout cookies, my niece is selling them”?

Lady 2: “I do, does she have them or do I have to pay shipping, I can’t believe everyone is sending me links to their kids sites and they charge shipping, what the hell”?

Lady 1: “Yes she has them, what do you want”?

Lady 2: “yummmm, lemonades and peanut butter patties

Dialogue 3

Son: “Mom, how do I know how much 1/3 cup is”?

Mom: “measure it in your measuring cup”

Son: “I don’t have a measuring cup so now what do I do”?

Mom: “Do you have a teaspoon? 16 teaspoons make 1/3 cup”

Son: “How did you know that”?

Mom: “Google”.

Dialogue 4

Man 1: “Damn, that food your wife made was good”

Man 2: “She a good cook dude, you should come over more often”.

Man 1: “Now that I know I will, You need to keep her”.

Dialogue 5

Best Buy worker: “You bought the TV yesterday, it works great but you are returning it today”?

Guy: “Yes, I just wanted it for the super bowl game”

Best Buy worker to another worker: “Its bullshit that people do this, really.”