24 Jul FML

Today, I drove an hour to Sunny Isles beach. When I arrived, I realized I forgot my bathing suit. I was wearing jeans and my underwear was white. FML.

Today, I went through airport security with a miniature water bottle lodged in the bottom of my bag. My bag was searched. They found a small bag of marijuana that I forgot was in my inner jacket pocket. Fortunately, I was not arrested. Unfortunately, I missed my flight. FML.

Today, I decided to finally tackle the mountain of homework that I procrastinated all week. I popped an Adderall and drove 45 minutes to school. My laptop was not in my back-pack. I spent an hour and a half intensely focusing on the car radio. FML.