31 Jul Lifetime Persuasive

Let’s be real. We all know that Lifetime is a women’s channel, but is it really women who watch it most of the time? I don’t believe that. It’s got everything men want to watch, other than sports, it has the next best thing: Drama, Sex and Lust. Not that Men ever like to be in the center of drama, but it is much more inviting to watch it. It has the most compelling movie titles that make you want to just stop scrolling through the channels, press enter on the remote and watch a movie titled “Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?” Most of the lifetime movies star old actresses that are trying to hold onto their 14:59 minutes of fame that they had back in the 90s and early 2000s. Now some movies are great and some are not-so-great, but even when it’s bad, you just can’t stop watching how bad it really is. You can’t help not changing the channel. It’s caught your eye now, it’s pulled you in and now it’s got you to the end. If you’re ever questioning your manhood by being sucked into lifetime, don’t worry. Your secret is safe with us girls.