I’m supposed to write something funny, I guess Low key truths to make you laugh Or use a string of curse words like fuck, shit, dick or ass But it’s all math If you learn how to look And very little funny shit is written in the best books Rumi...
I despise haikus Whoever thought of this is ass Don’t know what to do. Fuckisa Haiku? Is it like hi I'm cool or Me I'm just like you. I mean I get it By now I think you do too The math in these words...
Haiku sex joke It is difficult to make a decent sex joke with only penis Only 17 syllables A Haiku is like an unsatisfying fuck: Already over Rhyming for show This is a poem called rhyming for show, it’s blunt force comedy, you already know, and you’ll notice that words get forced in like snow, they’re only...
I am getting fat Theres no doubt about that I am gonna have to swim I need to hit the gym Getting the munchies at midnight Needs to stop I need my weight right...
Procrastination It’s almost midnight. I should be in bed, but no. I am writing this. Not Forever 21 This bar is too loud. I would rather be in bed. When did I get old? Everything Sucks What is a 401K? And will I need to get one someday? What is a mortgage? And will I be able...
Shores You must do it all This is serious business Clean the dishes now Time Hey, long time no see What has time done to you? Guess it should’ve been longer...
Stay Grounded His head in the clouds His eyes toward the skyline His foot greeting shit Meditation A deep breath inward A long breath out through the mouth He was high as fuck Trust Issues With an alarming jolt his heart began to race A shocking realization, brought on a dangerous pace With frantic movements he...
HAIKU 1 Flip it No way that is wrong! stick it, flip it and burn it It's a dead baby HAIKU 2 Pee in it Folks seem a bit weird they demand "pee in the cup" I'm high, so I shit POEM People’s pick Let’s take a moment, And refrain from posting comments. Things may seem stranger...