What Lies Under the Bed. Tonight was no different than any other night. Jake obediently followed his parents' instructions and took a bath, brushed his teeth, and went upstairs to bed. After a while of tossing and turning, Jake heard footsteps outside his bedroom door. Sure...
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My Sixth Grade Teacher Was An Alien We all had this gnawing suspicion that there was something really odd about our sixth-grade teacher, Mr. Dobbs. When Jamie, the autistic kid in class, and Mr. Dobbs disappeared the same day everyone was confounded. The latest rumor says...
"So are you gonna go out with him?" "Hell yea. That's free food." "Who knows? He might surprise you." "He seems really clingy already." "You can't go in with that type of mindset. He's gonna say y'all go go Dutch in the middle of y'all eating." "He better not. I'mma walk out."...
"My Momma used to tell us to stay away from Uncle Fab, he a pervert." "Haha, she was trying to keep y’all safe." "He used to touch everybody let her tell it."...
Jake sat at an upscale bar in downtown Boston. He stared absently at the ice, which lay dormant at the bottom of his cocktail; when a familiar scent grabbed him. Could it be? Could she really have chosen him after all? Jake turned around to...
"Did you watch the game last night?" "Yea like I told you, Lebron's trash. They not going nowhere this year!"...
As soon as Denzel sit down in attempt to scribe his story overcoming adversity he was forced to face a harsh reality…his early twenties were shitty. Let me explain. During Denzel’s first year of college, he had all the same expectations and ambitions many recent...
At a time when resources were low and tensions were high, existed two noble families that reserved perpetual hatred for one another. Underneath their respective banners resided two star-crossed lovers whose fate would end in tragedy. In spite of their families’ feud, they lived, loved, and...
Blanche had been trying for weeks to introduce me to a suitable young woman. She couldn’t keep herself composed, claiming that her newest candidate was prettier than usual so she already set the date for tonight. I waited hours for my mystery date to show...