17
Apr
17
Apr
First Date
"So are you gonna go out with him?" "Hell yea. That's free food." "Who knows? He might surprise you." "He seems really clingy already." "You can't go in with that type of mindset. He's gonna say y'all go go Dutch in the middle of y'all eating." "He better not. I'mma walk out."...
17
Apr
Uncle Fab
"My Momma used to tell us to stay away from Uncle Fab, he a pervert." "Haha, she was trying to keep y’all safe." "He used to touch everybody let her tell it."...
17
Apr
Dialoges 2
Just exist Guy 1: I live in cleveland , just here on vacations Guy 2 : so what do you do in cleveland Guy 1: just live …. just exist Family dinner Waitrees: ohh are you going to pay me?(to a kid in a restaurant) Kid: Yes! ( grabbed her...
17
Apr
Eavesdropping 4
-So I'm celebrating my mom's 15th birthday this weekend. We are doing her "quinceañera party"...
17
Apr
Eavesdropping 3
-Your daughter is so beautiful. -Yes, she is. She is Mexican just like you. -I thought she was actually American. -Well yes, but she is made in Mexico. -WTF? -Yes, I made her in Mexico if you know what I mean ;) -Of course, and as every other Mexican then, she...
17
Apr
17
Apr
Eavesdropping 1
-Dude, have you seen the way Ricky walks? -Nope. -Just look at it when you have time. -Why? -He just walks so tight...
17
Apr
Daytona Talks 5
"Wow is that a Rick and Morty painting?" "Why yes, it's them dressed as Walt and Jesse from Breaking Bad." "Holy sh*t! I never put two and two together but come to think of it, they had the same relationship." "Well, they weren't related but...
17
Apr
Daytona Talks 4
"Yooooo!" "What uppp!!!" "Hey guys, so to give you a quick run down of the place, here's the green room, there's free pizza and a bar tab. The restaurant and two bars and arcade next door are all connected and fair game. If you need to load...