"Hopefully I'll see you before your trip." He was tall and thin. Wore a white shirt, cool shades. He was holding a car door open for the girl, and before she got in she said: "No, you won't. But I'll send you pics." "Ha! Ok. Stay safe." He...
Professor: So what did you do friday nigth? Student: we went to LIV but it was no good Professor: why is that? Student: well because we paid to get a open bar and then we arrived and they give us like 3 bottles for 60 people so nobody...
Girl 1: You have to be really careful in the eastern Europe Girl 2: Two day ago, no yesterday, I was in the bus and talked to the driver, he told me he was going to Ukraine because he wanted to meet woman, I mean why did...
“Do you know her?” “No, don’t think so, but she looks familiar.” “Maybe from another lifetime.”...
- The doctor said it was the most beautiful circumcision ever saw. - Circumcisions are horrible. - No they are a tradition, and they are good for men. In the case of my baby, it was a beautiful tradition. -Well, I guess some day he'll thank you for...
(Lil Brother) "Awwhhhh.. flying insect!" (Mom) (in Spanish)"It's going to bite your fingers" (Lil brother) No it won't....
“Hey, guys! I’m not allowed to talk to anyone during the break." “What did he say?” “He said he couldn’t talk to anyone during his break.” “But he clearly just spoke to us right?” “…and he’s talking to someone else now.”...
"I'm not on business mode now. Shoot me an email and I'll get back to you on Monday." (Overheard at Latin Cafe on Biscayne Blvd) "All the lawns on my block are dead." (Overheard in Little Gables) "Artists go through extreme emotions. We feel things more I...
"Have you ever listened to Ram Dass?" (Overheard on 71st St., Miami Beach) "This area is known as Little Buenos Aires." (Overheard on 71st St.. Miami Beach) "What we are doing here is going to change lives. It's going to reshape the community surrounding us. It will...
(Person 1) Hey did you signed the letter for the construction in front? (Person 2) Yea they told me about but I just got here I was in Orlando. But yea they told me about it what a mess. (Person 1) Hopefully everyone collaborates. ...