“Man, just do it like this:” The man paused for a few seconds, probably to create some tension. And then, “Take a screenshot of the email you sent her and just fucking forward that to her, be like: I told you not to do this.” “Yeah, I...
- So, I'm going to Boston this weekend to drink with my girlfriends. We will be about 15 girls together and we know each other since high school. We will have a free bar party and such and be back by Monday. -Sounds like fun! -Sure it...
"I cut jalapeños then I put contacts on. Bad idea." (Jalapeños are a theme here) "Don't invite Kim to the potluck." (Overheard at The Local in Coral Gables) "Opening day baaaaby! Go Soxxxxx!" (Overheard at The local in Coral Gables) All conversations overheard at The Local in Coral...
"I really think Tom Cruise would've been a better Neo than Keanu Reeves." (Overheard at a recording studio in North Miami) "Eat your carrots, they improve your vision" (In Spanish) (Overheard at a recording studio in North Miami) "They should build a US2" (Overheard at a recording studio in...
-Man, Pizza Hut is fancy. -No it is not. -Well at some level, for someone, Pizza Hut is expensive...
Girl 1 : Did you like the movie yesterday? Girl 2: It was a good one but I didn´t finish it. Girl 1: Why? I love horror stories. Girl 2: Because it was too scary, I swear I have never ended a horror movie. ...
“Miss, I missed you during Spring Break.” “Why would you do that?” “I need my daily dose of sarcasm” "Ugggh!" ...
(Kid at supermarket) "You've been staring at this cleaning product for quite a while." (Parent at supermarket) "Yeah I've.. had a long day." (Kid at supermarket) "its okay.." ...
All conversations overheard at The Local in Coral Gables "I love eating jalapeños raw. They're good for your metabolism" "I put butter on everything" "Tuesdays are the best night to go out Miami." Karaoke singer 1 "Everyone sings Bon Jovi songs at these." Karaoke singer 2 "I'm singing Bon...