Makeup Lovers “I was like, you know what? If she loves that blush, I’ll probably love it too.” “Oh yeah definitely. Her makeup is always on point.” “Yeah, it is.” Between Friends “Your car is gonna get towed. I’m telling you.” “Nooo! Not again. Last time I had to pay $250.” “Put...
Eavesdrop dialogues. Publix check. Cashier: That will be $45.66 Customer: *starts writing a check* Cashier: It’s been a while since someone offered one of those… Customer: ha! ha! Sorry, my card got cloned and now I have to use checks until I get a new one. Cashier: Yikes! I understand. Thanks!...
Woman: “Am I missing something, I just don’t get it” Man: “ You aren’t missing anything, let’s go” Woman: “ We must be missing something, look at everyone gawking over it” Man: “Its shit, lets go” Girl: “Who wants to go to Wynwood?” 2nd girl: “We always go to Wynwood,...
GAP A conversation between two sales women in a GAP store. One of them is extremely tall and the other one average height. The smaller woman starts the conversation with an intriguing look. - Do you know the other day Brian came late to work? Says putting my clothes into...
Bro 101 "Yo" "Yo, what's good?" "Uh, nothing man, just left work. Headed home, gotta feed the pup." "Nice, you have a date tonight?" "Nah man, saw that chick Carly on Saturday, just gonna chill." "True, taking out this bumble chick later." "Baby Jane?" "Duh." Mother Knows Best "Hey Mom" "Hey, how are you?" "Good, just got...
JFK Library 1 -"Mario won't be coming because he is renovating his house and going on vacation." She was thrilled with the excitement of gossip. 2- "How nice a vacation! He should bring us all a gift!" joking tone. Laughs are shared among friends. 3- "Let us send him a...
Eavesdrop conversations. #1 “No ma, siempre compras este (milk) que tiene lo del Lactaid. Esta es otra marca” – Publix Carol tells her mother to buy the right milk product, since she seems to confuse all the milk cartons that are of the same color, thinking that all...
Haiku Lesson “Let’s just say… We’re going to choose three, uhh, three haikus to lay out. So… for you guys, let’s go ahead and make this file right now, and if you wanted to, you could save it on your desktop and reuse it for your...
Premonition It was December 3rd, 2017. You told me you loved me, and I couldn’t say it back. We had a good run. Seven months of okay brunch dates and mediocre Netflix dates and average naps. I took out my notebook and read our breakup poem out...