Today, I decided to begin acupuncture treatment to better myself and live a healthier, happier life. Today, I also found out I’m a hemophiliac. FML. I really, really like camping. I love it. The being outside, the roughing it, the survival skills, I love everything about...
Today, I drove an hour to Sunny Isles beach. When I arrived, I realized I forgot my bathing suit. I was wearing jeans and my underwear was white. FML. Today, I went through airport security with a miniature water bottle lodged in the bottom of my...
I was lifeguarding at the Y when a mom told her son “to ask the pretty lifeguard where the bathroom is.” He looked around the pool, straight past me, and said “but there isn’t a pretty lifeguard here.” FML I stole a tester lipstick from MAC....
I tried to take a video of my waterproof speaker playing music underwater. The music sounded great, but my phone not-so-waterproof died. FML While teaching my friends Statistics for an exam the next day, I let out a loud brain fart exclaiming “why aren’t pie charts...
Morning Rush This morning I woke up late to my class. My laundry wasn’t finished cause I passed out last night and left all my clothes inside the washer. I had a presentation and I was actually the first one presenting. After I walked almost a...
The perfect day. I got completely drunk on the train, wanted to go an visit my friend in Germany. I ended up in another city, with the same name, but with one difference, one was in the south of France, and the other one in the...
1 Usually after a long day at work, when I come home to unwind. I like to lay down and relax. When it’s coming home from those really shitty days at work, I like to spark up my bowl. One night, I came home after...