Assonance He doesn’t sell the wedding bells. Got a feeling that the bell is ringing. Clean the windows for the widow. Chiasmus I constantly forget what I need to remember, and remember what I need to forget. Its not the school that makes a student, but...
Morning Rush This morning I woke up late to my class. My laundry wasn’t finished cause I passed out last night and left all my clothes inside the washer. I had a presentation and I was actually the first one presenting. After I walked almost a...
I am getting fat Theres no doubt about that I am gonna have to swim I need to hit the gym Getting the munchies at midnight Needs to stop I need my weight right...
Shores You must do it all This is serious business Clean the dishes now Time Hey, long time no see What has time done to you? Guess it should’ve been longer...
Devices Exercise (Chapstick) Anaphora Its the moisture, its the hydration, its Chapstick We’re flavored, We’re convenient, We’re Chapstick Choose natural, choose quality, Choose Chapstick Alliteration Its legit, and quick, its Chapstick Its not lipstick, its Chapstick Cant be slick without Chapstick Antithesis Big flavors come in small sizes, Chapstick Many flavors, one brand, Chapstick Huge variety, small...
Love Haikus Its just a feeling Some say its unappealing Others live for it Toxic or healthy The feeling its too hefty Some hearts are empty Poem When it comes to love choose wisely It can go bad or it can go brightly You can chase the wrong ones blindly Or love the right one Kindly But...
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30 Seconds Robert got his first F ever in his science assignment. He told his mom he got a B when she asked him how did it go. The next day, the professor announced parent teacher conference and Roberts mom was definitely going. That Friday at...