Crab people rose from the shore. They came for houses and left only floors. Tree to tree they tossed ropes with their claws, they lived in a forest and slept on the logs. I was a look out, I took out their scout. Put on...

"I cut jalapeños then I put contacts on. Bad idea." (Jalapeños are a theme here) "Don't invite Kim to the potluck." (Overheard at The Local in Coral Gables) "Opening day baaaaby! Go Soxxxxx!" (Overheard at The local in Coral Gables) All conversations overheard at The Local in Coral...

"I really think Tom Cruise would've been a better Neo than Keanu Reeves." (Overheard at a recording studio in North Miami) "Eat your carrots, they improve your vision" (In Spanish) (Overheard at a recording studio in North Miami) "They should build a US2" (Overheard at a recording studio in...

Bundle  It’s late November, 2017 and “Black Friday” is approaching. Black Friday is the biggest shopping day of the year alongside Mother’s Day and I’m working at a clothing store at the time, doing sales. My life feels on the up and up for several reasons....

All conversations overheard at The Local in Coral Gables "I love eating jalapeños raw. They're good for your metabolism" "I put butter on everything" "Tuesdays are the best night to go out Miami." Karaoke singer 1 "Everyone sings Bon Jovi songs at these." Karaoke singer 2 "I'm singing Bon...