A lost art Enjoy it now kid, no one cares that you drew cats when you get older Teach em young You don’t need a phone when you’re still in second grade, go play outside kids You shouldn’t let tigers have pliers Everyone knows about tigers, they’re big and they’re strong, but not flyers. About that...
Two Toys Two toys on the floor One toy for you, one for me We play together Early Flight A bird leaves his nest His wings weak and feeble Far too soon to soar Friendship To give to you what belongs to me I will not share Not one, not two, not three To leave my place...
Poop Always wash your hands After you use the potty Wash all the poop off Manners Say please and thank you It is a nice thing to do Just like giving gifts Yay Teeth We brush our teeth every day We brush so that they don’t decay We brush our teeth every night So that they’re clean...
Haikus Moody Would you talk to me? If I were bittersweet, without a cause. Grow up Do you yell a lot? And annoy everyone it's time to grow Poem Accept There are a lot of people in the world, Many of them waiting to be unfurled, Tall and skinny, or short and chubby, There’s more to people than just...
Mother's love In my heart you live. No matter what you are My love, will be yours. Warrior lover. Fly in every dream, And always remember To fight for your queen. Bed time dream There is a warrior in this room, and that warrior is you. Pay attention to my words, and You...
Haiku 1 Don’t have my homework This was never my favorite class anyway Wish me good luck Haiku 2 My room is never clean There's clothes all over my bedroom floor Mom says it’s my chore ...
I’m supposed to write something funny, I guess Low key truths to make you laugh Or use a string of curse words like fuck, shit, dick or ass But it’s all math If you learn how to look And very little funny shit is written in the best books Rumi...
Haiku sex joke It is difficult to make a decent sex joke with only penis Only 17 syllables A Haiku is like an unsatisfying fuck: Already over Rhyming for show This is a poem called rhyming for show, it’s blunt force comedy, you already know, and you’ll notice that words get forced in like snow, they’re only...