1 Usually after a long day at work, when I come home to unwind. I like to lay down and relax. When it’s coming home from those really shitty days at work, I like to spark up my bowl. One night, I came home after...

I’m supposed to write something funny, I guess Low key truths to make you laugh Or use a string of curse words like fuck, shit, dick or ass But it’s all math If you learn how to look And very little funny shit is written in the best books Rumi...

I despise haikus Whoever thought of this is ass Don’t know what to do.   Fuckisa Haiku? Is it like hi I'm cool or Me I'm just like you.   I mean I get it By now I think you do too The math in these words...

Alliteration   1  West, It’s me! It’s Wally, White-assWally!   2 Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers   3 Sally seems to sit somewhere separate from her sister   Allusion   1 Her laughter is the soundtrack to my favorite nights   2 He’s a real Romeo with the ladies   3 Since we were...