Procrastination It’s almost midnight. I should be in bed, but no. I am writing this.     Not Forever 21 This bar is too loud. I would rather be in bed. When did I get old?         Everything Sucks What is a 401K? And will I need to get one someday?   What is a mortgage? And will I be able...

Devices Exercise (Chapstick)   Anaphora Its the moisture, its the hydration, its Chapstick We’re flavored, We’re convenient, We’re Chapstick Choose natural, choose quality, Choose Chapstick     Alliteration Its legit, and quick, its Chapstick Its not lipstick, its Chapstick Cant be slick without Chapstick     Antithesis Big flavors come in small sizes, Chapstick Many flavors, one brand, Chapstick Huge variety, small...