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1. Coronavirus left streets of Wuhan, China ready for next filming season of “The Walking Dead”. 2. Puerto Rican’s ‘party hard’ motto has gone too far causing the ground to constantly shake along. 3. Venice started selling scuba diving equipment to its citizens for their...
It was a cold December night in Toronto. A weird ship had been hovering around Jimmy's town. As they're walking out of their baseball game, Jimmy and his friend Daniel, saw the ship come down and take a lady with a kid. As they vigorously ran...
Poop Always wash your hands After you use the potty Wash all the poop off Manners Say please and thank you It is a nice thing to do Just like giving gifts Yay Teeth We brush our teeth every day We brush so that they don’t decay We brush our teeth every night So that they’re clean...
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What Lies Under the Bed. Tonight was no different than any other night. Jake obediently followed his parents' instructions and took a bath, brushed his teeth, and went upstairs to bed. After a while of tossing and turning, Jake heard footsteps outside his bedroom door. Sure...
She couldn't believe her eyes. After all her friends warned her. It was true. The man she was marrying is a serial killer. As she walked inside the house, she saw her fiancee killing Pablo, the man that was fixing their bathroom. "WTF MIKE! You killed...
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"One more round Johnny" said Chad Johnny serves their drinks. "To good friends, and life" said James raising his drink. It's been 3 years since they last saw each other. As they finish their last scotch, it was time to go back home. Walking outside, James takes his...