Men’s Rights   He was late. Shit. He made her SWEAR that she’d use protection this time even though she said she hated how it felt. He should’ve been more persistent.   He scheduled an appointment at the clinic.   “What can I help you with today, sir?”   “I’d like an abortion.”   “Well,...

Puni the Platypus    30s [audio m4a="http://www.theplatypuslair.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/30sPuni-the-Platypus.m4a"][/audio]   1min [audio m4a="http://www.theplatypuslair.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/1min-Puni-the-Platypus.m4a"][/audio] 2 min [audio m4a="http://www.theplatypuslair.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/2mins-Puni-the-Platypus.m4a"][/audio]...

Five different dialogues from the same couple in a Starbucks. They have a coffee, and for what I hear it must be the first date. 1. The guy is wearing a red winter hat and is smoking weed from a pipe while she stares at him with...

MAYBE TOO MUCH GAMING  We are on August 15 of 1999. An endless hot summer afternoon inside a 9-year-old bedroom.  Sun rays try to get through the closed curtains, but they fail and fall as soon as they enter the room. It is 4 pm,...

“You didn’t clean the oven!”   “It’s already clean… plus I didn’t know that was on the checklist.”   “Si, it is! I have to write it down.”   “Seriously? There’s literally nothing in there.”   “Si mami, I have to.”   “Ugh.” ____________________ “How was your casting?”   “I got it! It was literally so easy. They had...

“You didn’t clean the oven!”   “It’s already clean… plus I didn’t know that was on the checklist.”   “Si, it is! I have to write it down.”   “Seriously? There’s literally nothing in there.”   “Si mami, I have to.”   “Ugh.”   ________ “How was your casting?”   “I got it! It was literally so easy. They had...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1S5pAF1YYA   The Big Snit is a short animated film that was released in 1985. It portrays a couple so enthralled by a Scrabble game that they fail to realize the nuclear war that is going on right outside their door. It illustrates how frustrating yet beautiful...