05 Feb The Onion Style Headlines

Posted at 19:03h in MAS, ShortSweet, Winter 20 by

1. Coronavirus left streets of Wuhan, China ready for next filming season of “The Walking Dead”.

2. Puerto Rican’s ‘party hard’ motto has gone too far causing the ground to constantly shake along. 

3. Venice started selling scuba diving equipment to its citizens for their underwater move.

4. The new Advanced Technology Solar Telescope can now predict the Sun’s raining season.

5. Brazil is having bonfire ritual to make Gods refurbish the Amazon.

6. European Union calling best paramedics from around the world to perform CPR on dying forests.  

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